partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
The Vegan-izer
Things that I want; the Vegan-izer, where you enter a food item of your choice, and it returns to you the most badass metal vegan insults for that item.
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.
The internet is over, everyone can go home
It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.
My life is complete.
A young FANDOM stands in her room as the area around her home is demolished. To any other fandom, this news would be disturbing, but for this young lady, nothing could be better. For this marks the beginning of a journey she has only ever dreamed of. This is it.
The fire nation is attacking.
this wins everybody else go home
Remember these?
Snake: Invisibility
Rat: Motion to the Motionless
Pig: Heat-Beam Eyes
Sheep: Astral Projection
Dragon: Combustion
Rabbit: Super Speed
Monkey: Animorph
Tiger: Separation of Yin and Yang/Balance
Ox: Super Strength
Horse: Healing
Rooster: Levitation/Telekinesis
Dog: Immortality
-Geeks out-
holy crap these are awesome. do want.
I NEED THESE IN MY LIFE
ONE MORE THING
MAGIC MUST DEFEAT MAGIC
JAKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU MUS FIND THE TALASMANSSSS
I’M SORRY I COULDN’T RESIST!!!!!!
- Okay, but seriously, Glorfindel is the best elf ever. He was an elflord in Gondolin who escaped during its fall to Morgoth. During the retreat, the fleeing elves were ambushed and one of the enemies was a Balrog, like the one that Gandalf fought in Moria.
- Glorfindel dueled the Balrog, killing it and clearing the path so that the rest of the elves could escape. However, he was killed in the process and, like all elves who die, his spirit went to the Halls of Mandos where it rested and was cleansed and where he was eventually reembodied (which happens with elves). However, unlike other elves, Glorfindel was sent back across the sea during the Second Age where he continued to kick ass and take names.
- Notable among these being the time he totally faced down the Witch-King of Angmar who fucked right off and ran away. Incidentally, the future king of Gondor was there for that and totally wanted to chase down the Witch-King and Glorfindel was like “Do not pursue him! He will not return to these lands. Far off yet is his doom, and not by the hand of man will he fall.”
OH SNAP I BET YOU DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS GLORFINDEL THAT SAID THAT SHIT, THAT’S BECAUSE HE GOT SHAFTED IN THE MOVIES
In fact, contrary to what the movies would have you believe, it was Glorfindel, not Arwen, who scoops up Frodo and outruns the Nazgul to get him safely to Rivendell.
So as you can see, he is basically the best elf ever in the entire world and absolutely deserving of the Regina George treatment.
(The above nonsense was written by me and arted by my wonderful wife, flatbear)
Bitches don’t know about my mothafuckin’ Glorfindel.
Two of my favorite Disney fan art series’, together at last.
Jirka Vinse’s Real Life Disney Girls and David Kawena’s Disney Heroes
Hyper-realistic women and hyper-sexualized men
I’m about that life.
omfg. navid.
Whoa. Look at those man heinies. I like that Belle is giving the Beast’s bulge the unnerved side-eye.
ahaha i cracked up at flynn’s chain mail banana hammock
tarzan is totally unchanged lol
