That’s the Gospel Truth.
(via flatbear)
this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times
I don’t care, fuck you
okay ready
as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.
all of this made him
a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
Oh my god
I hope the OP realizes they’re going to have to avoid Ireland in the future. :)
A Young Maiden on a Rocky Shoreline Discovering a Shipwrecked Sailor
You know, some guys just can’t hold their arsenic.
(Source: viciousfish, via journey-into-mystery)
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a year of Thranduil……………………‘s CROWN~!
(via manic-intent)